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Funny WhatsApp Status 2020

1. I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…

2. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!

3. I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

4. Hey there whatsapp is using meee,.  ( jokes whatsapp status )

5. When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

6. Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

7. Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

8. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain.

9. If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

10. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

11. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!


13. My style is unique don’t copy it plz!

14. If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!

15. I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
  16. I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!

17. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…

18. When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition

19. 80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% of boys have a brain.

21. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

22. S.S – Come late and start sleeping.            
( jokes whatsapp status )

23. Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it to increase my friend list.

24. Alcohol will give a different type of power!

25. Always be positive. “Trips down the stairs” Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

26. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

27. At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

28. Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.

29. Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.

30. Being Someone’s First Love May Be Great But To Be Their Last Is Beyond Perfect.

31. Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

Funny WhatsApp Status


1. The brain is Work More. When you can use.

2. Coins always make a sound, but the currency notes are still silent! That’s why I’m still calm and quiet.

3. Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

4. Create your visual style. Let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

5. Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet

funny whatsapp status

1. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😉

2. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

3. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

4. I wish I could mute people in real life.

5. I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

6. Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

7. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

8. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

9. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.

11. I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

12. I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.                 ( jokes whatsapp status )

13. I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

14. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

15. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

16. I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

17. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

18. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

19. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

20. Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

21. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

22. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

23. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

25. “3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”

26. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

27. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

28. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

29. You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

30. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

31. Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.

32. Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.

33. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up 🙂

34. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

35. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

36. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.

37. Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.

38. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

39. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

40. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

41. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

42. I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

43. The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.

44. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

45. Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.

46. Hey, you are reading my status again?

47. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

48. Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

49. Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.                 ( jokes whatsapp status )

50. If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.

51. So you’re checking my status 🙂

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