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Best Whatsapp status jokes 2020




Whatsapp status jokes to make your friends laugh and happy. Dear, if you are looking to get the best jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook then just stop browsing and look through our compilation of the best jokes for Whatsapp which is too funny and comical to make others laugh and happy. Share with friends and others these funny jokes for Whatsapp either you can update your Whatsapp status to show your fun-loving mind.
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# Whatsapp Status For Jokes
1 My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
2 Read books instead of reading my status!
3 Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
4 3 mistakes of everyone’s life – Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.
5 Stay Tuned with Us! We’re updating more soon!!!
6 Can’t talk, telepathy only!
7 Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
8 WARNING!! I know karate… and some other words!!!
9 Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
10 Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.
11
You heard about Mickey divorcing Minnie? Yea that bitch was F..bad..ing Goofy!!
12 SI unit of ignorance = “seen”.
13 You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
14 14. Trust me you will dance – Alcohol
15 15. If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
16
16. Lazy People Fact #581268293
               You were too lazy to read that number.
17 I can see you checking my Whatsapp status.
18 Fun is like life insurance. The older you get..the more it costs.
19
My week is basically …
                  Monday
                  –>Monday#2
                  –>Monday#3
                  –>Monday#4
                  –>Friday
                  –>Saturday
                  –>pre-Monday.
20 20. Tried to lose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

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# Best whatsapp status
21 Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status….
22 Waiting for a wi-fi network.
23 Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.
23 Zombies are looking for a brain. Don’t worry. You’re safe.
25 I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce the stress of being 20 min late for everything.
26 The reason why i modify my status a day is my GF wants me to try to to that.
27 Life is too short. Don't waste it removing the pen drive safely.
28 To save water, I drink V0dka
29 Marriage is subject to market risk.
30
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.
31 Xcuse me...I found something under my shoes. .oh, it's your Attitude.
32 Drink till you become the best philosopher of your own world!
33 It’s always fun to seem back 5 years old photo of ourselves.                                                          ( whatsapp status funny )
34 I didn’t fall, it had been just that the ground needed some cleaning.
35 Which exercise machine do i want to impress a girl? The trainer said ATM.
36 I and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
37 One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
38 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
39 My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny joke
40 I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart loves DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt That's Not fair…
41 Most of the fruits i do know now are simply because of the shampoo I exploit.
42 I shampoo are often rich looking why can’t we.
43 I love my Haters, they make me Famous.
44 Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life.
45 Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
46 I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
47 I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you simply can’t handle.
48 I will be back before you pronounce ( afjkhnfkgjualnfhu kcakecnhkj ).
49 My study schedule: Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
50 Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….


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# Alone Whatsapp Status
51 I hate math, but I love counting money.
52 I need Google in my brain.
53 I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a brand new hairstyle every morning.
54 If you're BAD then i'm your DAD.
55 With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
56 Engineers and autoclave are similar- Both can handle pressure alright .
57 Please twiddling my thumbs because the rest room can handle just one a$ hole at a time.
58 If silence is golden, animals are gold mines.
59 Your serious talks also make me laugh. ( Best Funny whatsapp status )
60
Behind every great man, there's a fashionable woman.
61 Can’t you be a touch loud, I can’t feel your energy.
62 I have had an excellent day, but that ain’t today
63 A man is as young as a lady he falls for.
64 Problem is that the only thing which requires not to be wanted.
65 Must read the Latest Inspirational Whatsapp Status here.
66 They thought I wanted employment , but I just wanted paychecks.
67 Women can debate on any topic, EXCEPT GK
68 Can I click your photo, i really like capturing natural disasters.
69 Many times a person makes the error of marrying the entire girl when he loves her dimples.
70
You can never convince a lady who gives you s3-x





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#Alone Whatsapp status
71I asked God for money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
72You marry in order that you'll know one another and therefore the process lasts for infinity.
73Staying in touch together with your Ex is simply like making a daily call to your teacher.
74I’m the boss then is my wife. LOL



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